my mom thinks im cool
Milan, Italy 2011 - Verona, Italy 2013
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| Augustus Waters: | "May I see you again?" |
| Hazel Grace: | "Sure." |
| Augustus Waters: | "Tomorrow?" |
| Hazel Grace: | "Patience, grasshopper. You don't want to seem overeager." |
| Augustus Waters: | "Right, that's why I said tomorrow. I want to see you again tonight. But I'm willing to wait all night and much of tomorrow. I'm serious." |
| Hazel Grace: | "You don't even know me. How about I call you when I finish this?" |
| Augustus Waters: | "But you don't even have my phone number." |
| Hazel Grace: | "I strongly suspect you wrote it in this book." |
| Augustus Waters: | "And you say we don't know each other." |
I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,
I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.
This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.
In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.
My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.
The choice is your Chris…
Stay locked out.
or drink it all.HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???
excellent.
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WHY AM I EMBARRASSED WHEN I’M BUYING FEMININE PRODUCTS IT’S SO STUPID BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT PERIODS EXIST AND THAT LADIES NEED SHIT TO TAKE CARE OF THAT MONSTROSITY YET EVERY TIME I HAVE TO BUY SOME I TRY TO COVER IT UP WITH OTHER STUFF OR PRETEND I’M HOLDING SOMETHING DIFFERENT LIKE I WANT TO BE ABLE TO WALK DOWN THE STORE AISLE WITH PRIDE LIKE “YEAH I FUCKING BLEED OUT OF MY HOO HA SO FUCKING WHAT YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT I’LL TAKE YOU DOWN MOTHERFUCKER”
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wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
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I think the cat wants something
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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY SCHOOL I JUST SAW A PERSON DRESSED AS A DROP OF HOTSAUCE
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