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poryqon:

me: *accidentally leaves one light on when i leave the room*
my dad: WHO LEFT ALL THE LIGHTS ON WHEN THERE IS NO ONE IN THE ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE WASTING ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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nialllhoran:

“started with torn, ended with torn” why do y’all want me to fight you so damn bad

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caligulascookie:

r-u-seri0us:

88-red-balloons:

catladyofficial:

the best headline i’ve ever read.

yes. apparently a kid was screaming in line behind him about wanting pie, so he bought every single one. 23 pies. then slowly ate them as he stared at the kid and kid’s mom.

This is amazing

OKAY so my mom found this article (or one about the same event) on Facebook. Basically what happened was, this guy went into BK with a headache, and while he was in line this kid and his mother enter the restaurant. The kid begins throwing a fit, screaming (I quote) “I want a fucking pie!” This is a child, mind you. His mother, on the phone, ignores the kid. The man’s headache got worse because of this screaming kid and he asked the woman if she could control her child. She told him to stop telling him how to raise her kid and went back to talking on the phone. So the guy orders his burger and all the pies they had- 23. He proceeded to the exit, only to hear the woman yell, “What do you mean, you don’t have any pies?” The cashier helplessly points out the man who bought all the pies. Our hero, to rub salt in the wound, slowly starts eating a pie before leaving.

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hplyrikz:

I can relate to this

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takawaste:

animericans:

okay hillary

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livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

(Source: haringtonskits, via arsenicoldlace-deactivated20190)

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autistech-witch:

changoatx:

I’m so fucking hypnotized by this and so in love with it

Watch this if yous an art hoe

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anarcho-queer:

Just your daily reminder that capitalism is e e ^{e E E E E E V} V _{V V V I I I I ^{L L L L L L L L L}}

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asupernaturalgirly:

I want to see how many people I actually have faith in.

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ghoulish-velocity:

rikoy11:

ghoulish-velocity:

rikoy11:

ghoulish-velocity:

bassoon-boss:

ghoulish-velocity:

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

What

Your leg.
It ends.

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

then what’s the problem

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